Oh, you know, a bit of this and a bit of that.
How is work going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it's a long story full of sighs
yours?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It's alright.
I'm thinking of opening a theme park. The Jeffington World Of Adventure.

It'll have rides, and a bar and gardens.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

But mainly a bar
And dogs
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

oh man i love dogs

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

What's the latest Echo news?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

she's been a bad girl just now and I'm punishing her by ignoring her

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You've got an ignore button for your dog!
Cool.

How is work going, and have you made any 'going back to school' progress?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

i hate work
it's evil

and I've toured the school and talked to admissions and it was fantastic but I can't quite afford the $100 in fuel nor the $50 for the metro required to get me there every week
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)

What were you hoping to study?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)

culinary arts
but I figure I could just ya know get a job as a dishwasher and work my way up
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I didn't know you were a keen cook.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I'm not, that's why I need to go to school Jeff.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You could do some self tuition.
There are loads of cookery shows on the telly-box.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Chuck's Day Off is my favorite *screams in delight*
he is so so so so so so so so so sexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I'll bet Chuck is no Nigella.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Chuck Norris?
Don't be letting him near knives.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)

well no, because he's far more attractive
and has a penis
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Is Echo still in trouble?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

nah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Glad you've not got rid of her.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Well so far, all I've got is a name for the venue.
I don't have the land, or the experience or any of the money needed to build such a facility.

But I'll look at that tomorrow. For now, The Jeffington World Of Adventure is TRADING!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I like that fact that it only promises adventure in the singular
Start simple.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It'll be one BIG adventure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I expect Terry Waite thought that once

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I heard the archbishop has got aids /ac

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

don't forget bathrooms
and trashcans
for when people throw up
from too much fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)

*Adds Barf-Buckets to the list of things I need to organise*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)