Oh fucking HELL I'm here for another 70 minutes yet
In the last twenty minutes I've discovered I can no longer get iPlayer or YouTube on my work computer, two of my workmates have called me - very obviously from loud pubs - trying to locate another, and even Ms Foxtrot has texted me to say she's off out, and that our heating is fixed, which is a fucking relief at least.

I think this has to be the most emo-beakering post in b3ta history. What say you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yup. It's a contender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Two Brando films referenced in one day
Check me out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Have you got all the female b3tans on ignore?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Hahaha
I tend to allow them extra beakerage on account of those unstable hormones the poor things have. And the breasts.

/something about trying the veal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

This is both a gay joke and an insult to the whiney hormonal types.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)