Why won't you hurry up and die so I can have my inheritance before you soak it all up on being retired?
alt: Lush. Lush was invented so men could get women gifts without thinking. They have a gift box for the amount you want to spend, whatever it is. It's ace.
alt alt: The gnawing irritation that it is called the tenth month when it is now the twelfth month now because of the calendar change.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:36, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've never heard of it called the tenth month.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Dec-ember.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Oh right, never really thought of that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Give us three different words for "ten" that aren't "ten", Chompabix.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

September, October, November, December
7, 8, 9, 10.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Two new months inserted thanks to two Roman emperors who were so randy on power
that they fucked the year itself.

Edit: Although one of them was just a tyrant.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

:( Edumeaction iz all rong

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Oh well, they renamed two months, then.
Fair enough.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Is that true about Lush?
Because if so, that's my secret santa sorted. Thank you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Yes.
Yes it is.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)