My local is ace.
There are pubs technically closer but this has been my local since I was a student and it's a nice little friendly pub.
Plus, I work there. It's the job I'll miss the most (rather than my day job) when I move away.

In other news I DISTURBED BURGLARS LAST NIGHT AND COULD HAVE GOT BASHED UP. Not in my flat, the landlord's place. They were out so it was left to me to investigate. I didn't see the burglars but thank fuck I didn;t go down to the basement where they were.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:20, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you know when you're moving yet?
Wanna get yourself a baseball bat mate, burglars hate a bit of baseball bat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Nah mate don't know yet. ASAP if this area is going to start getting all burgly.
I live on the very top so I'd like to think my flat's last on the list. Our front door is like a bloody castle door. It's their stupid fancy flat that was evidently vulnerable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Sounds like a lot of proper crime news coming out of your way recently.
I'd get suspicious, but I'm reasonably sure you're a force for Good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Where in the 'Pool are you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Buckinghamshire.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

You'll laugh now...
By the Anglican.

But I swear to you in my 13 years in this area I've never had one drop of crime. And the landlord hasn't had owt since the 1980s. Now within weeks the garage got done and then the house. They are watching the house. Without a doubt. Happened as soon as landlord and lady left our house via the main door, so they know which flat has which occupants.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

That's a bit scary that.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)

People might say it's rough but I am not surprised to hear you say it's OK.
I suspect you might be right about them targetting the property.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I hope you called the rozzers.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Too right. I was blabbering on the phone.
"It was an hour ago but I just thought the alarm was faulty so I was mooching round and making sure the cats were ok like".
One of the bizzies was good looking and Welsh but he looked about 17.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Get Barry Grant to sort it out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)