hi rachelswipe, i'm haven problems getting over you and think i might need counsellin
could you send me a pillow with the smell of yur hair on it? and do you know of any good grief counsellors?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:33, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

bury your face in your sister's prepubescent minge (again)
that'll fix you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Good grief.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

to be fair
i haven't even managed to send you a dvd with the smell of my hair on it.

you'll have to come to a bash next year now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I can barely live with the idea that one day it might actually turn up in the post with the gentle scent of John Frieda and desperation clinging lovingly to the plasticised coating.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

john frieda?
er, what kind of chav pikey do you take me for?

my hair smells gently of bumble & bumble creme de coco masque this morning, at £30 a pop, thank you very much.

john frieda my arse. i hear you can buy that shit in SUPERDRUG, ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

I totally fucking knew you'd go off on one like that, I couldn't be skewing my google history with searches for expensive hair products.
I note you didn't dispute the desperation.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

well, no
i didn't want you to feel alone there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)