I'm concentrating on my work so hard that I drew blood from my lip
Time for an /OT break, methinks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:47, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oh come on
that's just laying yourself open to the suggestion that your work requires you to bite down hard on something.

I'm not going to say I told you so about Man City but .. I told you so, mate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, I know
Like I said before, it's win/win. I can cope with you being right if City have an epic Bertdown
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I want to know who Yaya Toure was paying to not get sent off last night.
Clattenburg was staring straight at him when he slapped Mata, and when he raked Ramires.

Not that I don't think any Chelsea player deserves pretty much everything they get, of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Maybe the Ronaldo Ruling that I proposed a few years back is finally coming into effect
The gist being that the ref can deem any sufficiently cunty player to have dived when he goes down. Even if it was Zidane who "tackled" him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

yeah .. but Mata seems OK
he didn't throw the toys when Toure kicked him on the floor and he didn't even react when Toure slapped him, which is probably the only reason Clattenburg didn't do anything. Which is a shame as yet again football is actively punishing those that actually grow a fucking pair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Morning Darth
Did you see the link I put on your facebook last night?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Nah mate, phone's acting up
and was at Swing class last night so didn't get on the laptop. Should I be afraid?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Nope, should give you a good laugh
It's about Spurs fans abusing Sir Chris Hoy, as his name is similar enough to the ref who fucked them over on Sunday, the dimwitted pricks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Twats
Cheers mate, I'll have a look tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

if you can draw, why aren't you on /board with the rest of those arty /board cunts?

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Because he's gay.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I can only draw blood
There's surprisingly little call for such a specific skill-set outside of Manga comics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)

...and the 'emotional hardcore' scene.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Where do you think I learnt my trade?
Morning Monts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Good day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

it's not stopping the Japanese one

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Don't be shy
You're a champion jism slurper from mens bottoms, aint no cum that you can't draw
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Fucking hell, that's the most unpleasant thing I've read on here in a while
Full on 'urgh', I congratulate you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

alright dart, will you be my boyfriend plz? i've going through a very difficult break-up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)