Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near.
I don't like this, not one bit. I don't want a crow or magpie screeching in my face everytime TORI AMOS is near. What are you too literal about?

Alt: I dunno, when did you find out Santa wasn't real? (LOLOLOLOL he isn't?!?!? ruined that joke for someone)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:44, 34 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bet Tori Amos has a smelly minge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Terrible bullying of the lovely TORI AMOS.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I fucking love Tori Amos
Nonetheless, I suspect you may be right. Ginger, innit. Lazy, cruel stereotypes aren't just made up for no reason.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Nah, ginges don't have smelly minges.
Blacks, now they fucking reek.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:50, Reply)

You live in Glasgow
as if you even know what a black is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:51, Reply)

there's fucking loads here, it's like an ad for oxfam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Really?
I thought it was like Norwich, where the adverts for United Colours of Benetton feature two white people, one with a bit of a tan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Nah, Glasgow has lots of ethnics.
Why they want to come to the third world is beyond me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Must be the food

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Probably the weather.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Or the peaceable, tolerant nature of the locals

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, CUNT?!?!?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Rusty roof, smelly garage.
Scientific fact.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I own a ginge and she don't stink.
FACT
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:53, Reply)

maybe you are just used to the overpowering stench.
Ginger and Weegie, she must fucking honk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

nah, not really. Thanks for the lolz tho.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

no probz bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

xx

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I've never had a ginge so can't corroborate this
It's not an accident
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I had a ginger bloke and he didn't smell.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

See now, ginge lassies are one thing. Ginge men are just plain wrong.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I quite like them *shrugs*

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Like or have settled for in the past?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Like. If I see a ginger guy walk past I usually turn to look.
I do prefer brunettes but I like the ginge too. Blondes can get ta fuck.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Fair enough, we all have out fetishes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:02, Reply)

hehe!
That's quite mild for me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Go on then, do tell.
Do you like putting app*es in a fr**t sa*ad?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:04, Reply)

*rubs thighs lustily*

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Dirty bitch!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:06, Reply)

no but I heard she likes tossing it after it's made
/terrible bullying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Amberl!!!
How are you my dear?
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:27, Reply)

it's ginger minge that mings.
Not carrot cock.

Hope this helps.

Xxxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Fankoooo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:00, Reply)

no probz bbz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)