Stan Collymore is a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat
he plays for nottingham forest, and he is a fucking twat
he runs up and down the left wing
up and down the right. It doesn't really matter, 'cos he is fucking shite.

Ah, the joys of living with a Derby fan in the mid-to-late nineties.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

From a Derby fan?
Oh that's rich...they haven't had a player fit to lace Stanley's boots since...um...actually I can't think of one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah.
because fans are rational about their hated rivals, aren't they?

I often heard scousers at Old Trafford singing about how, really, Rooney and Gary Neville are actually quite good footballers.

Also - more to the point - weren't Derby in the Prem league more recently than Forest? With respect to Sir Stanley - the problem was the man had potential, but in all honesty never scored with any regularity unless he was in a darkened car park.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I don't know, I'm a Southend fan.
I base my opinion of Stan Collymore purely on the 1992-93 season.

So to me, he's a God.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

he's certainly a dogging deity.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

If it didn't happen between October 1991 and May 1992 I'm not interested.
And frankly, between those periods, he could have gone dogging in my back garden and I'd have just taken him a Thermos of hot tea and asked if he needed feeding.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The Filth were indeed in the top flight more recently than us
They set a Premiership record for least points accrued and extended their winless run to 13 months once back in the Championship.

*sings Happy Days theme tune*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

We adapted that for that fucking cunt Commons a couple of years back
Also; standard decontamination period for prolonged exposure to a Filth is 30 years, we can't be friends until the mid-to-late twenties, sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

My wife's a Liverpool fan, as is most of her family.
I think if I can handle that, you can cope with me sharing student houses with a Derby fan.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Do you know, I've just realised that I don't know who you support, old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Derby
The lying bastard has actually lived alone his entire life
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Man U.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

But, but, you're such a nice chap

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)