Yay! Well done Boyce.
1. Sadly no, and as we've had the party it seems unlikely. I may have been offered a sideways move into IT in exchange for a vigorous bumming, I am very happy about this.
2. Last year my boss had a young colleague of mine sitting on her knee while she drunkenly slurred at him, it was ace.
3. Yes, once a long time ago. some kind of stomach bug, luckily I got away with it.
4. Nope, some are ace. I'm very good at sandwiches. Sadly vegetarian sandwitches do tend to be shite.
5. I won't know until Chompy explains it all to me.
6. Fuck right off
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:37, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Come on - not even one small ticket...?
I'll pay 'top dorrar'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

They are both 'shit' and 'fucking bent'
And I shall have nothing to do with them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

You're just saying that to push the price up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Nope, I'm saying that because they are worse than Dozer's taste in music.
Edit: and your, and my, taste in women.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Nothing on earth is worse than that.


Oh, hang on, Gonz's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Gonz has a taste in music?
I've never heard him talk music actually.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

It was (brilliantly) described by someone on here
as 'the music taste of a 15-year old German girl'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Dear Gott im Himmel

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)