OKAY.
1. No. I haven't had a drink for nearly seven years.
2. No. I haven't had a drink for nearly seven years.
3. No. Nor do I shit into carrier bags.
4. Nah. x 2
5. I dunno. It's not within my power to do anything about it. Why bother caring.
6. They sold out MONTHS ago. Even we can't get any spare ones.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Listen what if I offered to, I don't know, clean the tour bus or something?

Come on man, I neeeed this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

that's a lot of tissues

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'd love to help, really I would.
But there are none left. And the H&S brigade won't let us print any more. Fire hazard and all that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)