Ooh, a quiz! I love quizzes.
1. When I met CQ for a pint in London a couple of months back I accidentally picked up two Dutch girls, and the silly sod just went home and left me to take them to a gig. Everyone knows Dutch girls are filthy. When I was 12 I went to Amsterdam with the West Ham U-13 squad, and when I fingered a girl she shat down my arm.
2. I can't remember last year. I was shagging. And drunk. Often I was drinking mid-shag.
3. About half an hour ago. Both. Luckily I was sat on the toilet at the time.
4. Bought ones, yes. Never as good as they're advertised. I'd like proof that these "tomatoes" have been "dried" in the "sun", please.
5. Switzerland and Norway are rubbish at football though, and that's ALL THAT MATTERS IN THE WORLD.
6. Yes, I have. And to you, Monty, it is a free gift. As long as you blow me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

If I'd been around and not ill with teh AIDs when they were there I'd have taken them both off you hands.
I could do with a filthy Dutch girl today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

They both spent the entire gig whispering to me how much they loved a man with a moustache you could lose a small continent in

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

OH FFS!
I never even got to see them. were they hot? I bet they were hot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Eh...
They both ticked two of my preference boxes; "Tall" and "Huge norks", but the third and most important, "Fucking stunning", saw no threat from the ticking pen.

And I was lying about the moustache thing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Still.... two of them.... Huge Norks......

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Oh, don't get me wrong
If I were single at least one of them would have got it. Basically, all that time we spent talking in the bar, I was cockblocking you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You utter, utter Bastard.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

There, there
I'll get you some nice hookers to apologise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)