You have no idea mate
We've been on 10 minutes and have already run out of things to say, but my Mum will definitely stretch this out for an hour.

How are you, apart from hungover?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Have you told her she has a smashing blouse?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm that desperate for conversation I'm almost tempted to break out the new meme
Morning darling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is it true that Chuck Norris asked you to read him a bedtime story because he was afraid of the dark?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It is
I roundhouse kicked him and called him a girl
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)