this is where a good friend or housemate needs to burst in
And pretend to kidnap you. You can do Christmas how you want, but it might put a downer on theirs when they get the ransom note on Christmas eve.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's not bad actually
I could even rustle up some more money for presents. Enough for an extra mince pie or two at least
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

just be careful neither parent has underlying heart problems.
A heart attack does not a present make.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah
Plus, you'd have to do it three times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I'm thinking ransom email to each set of parents
Saves time on note-writing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Unless your other half is a bored cardiothorasic surgeon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

well, obviously.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I might write to Noel Edmonds and suggest that
I think it's very considerate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)