God the me that posted two hours ago is an idiot.
Drinking port and having less than two hours sleep is a killer. The odds of me packing my suitcase within the next couple hours is slim to nil, but aye on the plus side a hot girl pretty much forced me to give her my number. On the negative side she rang me half hour ago the horrific excuse of a person.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)