I've posted my multifarious crimes so many times even I am bored with telling them.
A couple of years back, two of our Canadian cousins came over on Boxing Day. They are both extremely right-on and worthy, working in social care etc - so not the best time for my dear brother to get so pissed he went to sleep, only to wake up loudly and begin bellowing a red-faced racist tirade about foreigners working over here.

Err, like our cousins who are sat in front of us, you massive helmet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Silly Monty, Canadians aren't people, they are shaved french bears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Here to help, as you know

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:36, Reply)