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Text her

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
i ain't got her number, what you take me for?

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I thought your sparring was just an act and that you were giddin id awn

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
i asked her out and she shot me down roots, it was devastatin man
and now you come along here reminding me of her with your fat chick thread

:(
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
What fat chick thread you cunt?

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
o i got truffles and cake and shit
you says, like i give a tuppence
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm making them for other people. I ain't eating them because I'm not a fat chick on the internet.
Well I eat a bit for quality control. Jerry Springer's coming with a crane tomorrow to get me to 'the mall'.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)
all i read was fat chick on the internet and crane to get me to the mall
if the pain of missin rachelswipe gets too much i'm gonna have to top myself an its christmas an all
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Want some truffles?
They've got botulism
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)
i'd love one thanks, you running a delivery service?

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
My dad's been coming round, picking them up and delivering them

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
wicked
top bloke your dad, shame he's up your mum cos i'd be right in there otherwise
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
He chinned a mugger the other day.

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
fucken hell, is your dad rambo?

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
He's little.
And he used to be a redhead.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I knew you was a ging.

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Father would have loved me more if I was :(

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
nah, your mum's the carrot toucher in the family

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Oh aye

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
that'll be it then, gingers are a feisty bunch
i heard hucknall once chinese burned a whole army of buddhist monks.

course over there they just call it an arm burn
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Fiery cunts*

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)

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