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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Friend better eat in the fucking garden, then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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14 years ago)
It's her house.
I shall have bacon sandwiches before I go around there.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:50,
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you should tie her down and force feed her pureed meat
It's what jesus would have wanted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:51,
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Pepperami in the sock.
That's my tip.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:52,
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wrap your thighs in bacon, then as you heat up over the day it will cook nicely
and no one will dare ask why you crotch smells of bacon as that would be fucking rude.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:54,
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Oh she'll ask me. She is very rude indeed.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:55,
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Remind me again why you are going to this harridan's house?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:58,
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Because she's one of my best friends and I'm very fond of her.
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thealternativefact, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:59,
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well, that does make some sense...I suppose
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:03,
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