Not so much gobsmacked, more laughing my arse off.
When a United lad in the pub after the game tonight actually burst into tears when he got fronted by a few Fulham. The daft twat was bullying some kid not realising he was with about fifteen other blokes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

hahaha
What a fucking nonce.

I told you about City drinking in the main QPR pub a couple of seasons back didn't I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Nah what happened?
Complete waste of time tonight. Went to have a few pints in Putney and ended up in the ground for nowt on an under fives ticket. Got in at ten minutes and left after twenty five. Thought we lost 2-0 until I got home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:01, Reply)

City were drinking in the British Queen pub (apparently) which is a pub favoured by QPR
So in their wisdom, QPR attacked their own pub. And came off second.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Nothing surprises me with them idiots.
I'm annoyed because tonight was the only opportunity I'll get to go to a home game before I go back to uni. On the plus side me and my mates have still maintained our 100% record of leaving the game as soon as we go 2-0 down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I once left a City game after 6 minutes with the score 0-0
We lost 4-1.

Why the (previous) manager can't read the game as well as me is a mystery.

How are you shaping up for Crimbo, all set?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I think so.
Not bought any presents yet and I've not asked for anything because I'm not arsed. Plus my mum's helped me out far too much this term and I'll be angry if she's actually got me anything. All I'm looking forward to is NYE because the girl I love to bits is going. I was with her all night Saturday and she told me she liked me as well but since then has been beyond blunt towards me. We've been texting each other for months whilst I was in Newcastle and I'd happily commit to her, she laughed and got the reference when I said "I love you, in a way" for fuck sake. I'm a hopeless romantic who gets far too attached to people though so no doubt it'll end in tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:23, Reply)

You bender.
You're at Uni. If, in 15 years time it'll be impossible to buy a coat in the North East because they've been stolen, you'll be given a Phd.

But you're right. Relationships suck. But you are still a bender though. A Fulham supporting one as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:27, Reply)

If she was just hot I wouldn't care.
But she's hot and I actually like spending time with her as opposed to previous girls where I can't wait to get away. Plus she can drink me under the table and puts bugle away like Tony Montana. DREAM WOMAN.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:33, Reply)