off course at this time of day/year
no one will answer this for hours, so I'm off to watch a film with guinea pigs in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You have my attention for a couple of hours
Not the film with CGI Guinea Pigs? I was forced to watch the last 20 mins of that the other day and what a heap of toss it was.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

i imagine it will be
but everyone keeps telling me they've seen it and thought of me (because of the whole guinea pig thing). To be honest, I don't think it's realistic, my pigs are not built to be special agents
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Hang on
You mean your pigs DON'T have special powers? I feel deceived.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

oh they do
but not special agent powers. They have a special ability to make carrots disappear.

ha! The girl one has a quiff like one of my pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

They talk as well
In American accents.

My guinea pigs lived in hutch and squeaked a bit. It was a bit of a let-down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I think mine have welsh accents, but
not so strong as you might think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:29, Reply)

They might be Welsh speakers
Watch they don't burn your house down.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:32, Reply)

is it bad that this is making me laugh?
except the bits when the kids are mean to them, taht makes me do a sad :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

OMG! There's a twist!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:26, Reply)

The evil mole
It all turns out right in the end.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:34, Reply)

he wasn't evil, just misled
anyway, that was OK in a shitty stupid film kind of way. Except all the inaccuracies about pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

The talking, and the activity and stuff
Guinea Pigs aren't really dynamic.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Mine talk a lot
and they do run about quite a lot, but not with such purpose. Also they don't eat cake or pepperoni, don't run in wheels or balls and are more like the fat one than those other dudes. Also they ALWAYS panic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:44, Reply)

My Pigs used to like their food in a certain place
And they'd scuff their food bowls across the hutch. As expected, B-I-L is in a mighty sulk so we ain't out tonight.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)