I'm certainly not going to the gym.
It smells of sweaty socks and they rob you blind.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A friend of mine swears blind that everyone who goes to the gym does so because they are consumed with self-loathing
and people stop going once their self-esteem is sufficiently built, not their biceps.

I'm with Kroney on this one, I'm not paying £50 a month to use machines which will have much the same effect as "going for a fucking run", which is free.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

well, um
I'm a low-self-esteemed-chump then, I'm off to the gym later if I feel less sick.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I never said I subscribed to this theory
I know plenty of gym-goers who are narcissistic cunts. Not you, obviously. Oh, Jesus.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

*taps foot impatiently*
get out of that hole*, foxtrot

*fnarr fnarr
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Let's discuss this over dinner, shall we?
You do have breasts, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

breasts are so helpful for
social interaction
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

They can reply when I talk to them?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

It's more the reputation they have for snidely
re-establishing your direct debit when you cancel it and so on that bothers me. I've heard so many stories along these lines from people that have tried leaving gyms that I'm not going to take the risk.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)