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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Yeah it was alright, I didn't feel like tearing my dad's face off which is a bonus.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

why the daddy issues?
he touch you when you was a kid?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

My daddy was a snowman, he melted back in the heatwave of '76.
All I have left of him are two pieces of coal (eyes x 2) and a shrivelled old carrot (nose x 1).
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

that michale keaton film where the opposite happens is quite good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'm trying to work out what the opposite of that is and I'm struggling.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

he died and became a snowmen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

There's no chance of that happening to my dad, you terrible bastard. Why would you even suggest such a thing? Why would you get my hopes up? I hope you die slowly from the little toe upward.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

if your dad melted in 76 him coming back as a snowmen now wiould be a good thing shirley?
unless he touched you as a kid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It was cold. So cold.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

could be worse, if he'd been a cheestring guy like that adverty he'd have melted up your bumhole and made a right mess

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I like cheesestrings :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

but would you eat one from your own bumhole?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

If it's one of the Twisted ones, I'm on.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

OMG i was gonna say the same thing!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It's like we're arse-cheese brothers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Noel and Quentin, sitting in a tree
Eating cheesestrings from their arses? Doesn't quite scan.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

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