It's amatures night though.
A load of benders who go out once a year making bars and pubs far too busy.

Meaning that seasoned pub-goers such as myself have to wait longer than usual at the bar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't leave the bar.
Just stand there, and if it comes to it, lean across and refill your own pint.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Going out on NYE is a stupid idea, invite people round.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I've been invited to a house party
But I think it'll be a bit dull. The people hosting it aren't really party-people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Go and trash their place then. They will
never have a party again and you will have performed some community service.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Even house parties are cack.
Call in but get to your own gaff either before or shortly after twelve.
Hugging a load of knobs you don't know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Strangers hugging your knob is the best thing about new years.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Here they say "All the best" over and over
while hugging your knob and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)