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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'M IN I'M IN I'M IN MY LOVELY NEW FLATToday I got a hoover and some really really nice bedding* and some bedside lights** and a really nice new hoover*** and some other bits...ermm... I got 2 video games (Duke Nukem and Rage) and a 360 remote controller thing for £30.
I think walking bear foot on your carpet for the first time is the cloests a bloke can get to kissing a baby's bottom without having a kid.
* Seriously girls, it's like an adult person's bed clothing, in fact, a flamboyant male adult too.
** So you can do your crochaying or reading of Twlight and Good House Keeping Guide or whatever it is you lot do before you plonk off.
*** To powerful for girls, it's loud, donno about hoovers but it leaves marks in the carpet as I go backwards'n'forwards so I know it's a good one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:36,
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<3 u 2 big fella !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:45,
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How are you seeing in the new year Gonz?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:41,
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Chillin' out in the flat, haven't worked out how to get the heating on yet, I don't think, it's cold anyway. I think I've just put on the "overwrite" and "boost" and "30" on the spinny thing.I'm going to walk bear foot up'n'down the carpet without lifting my feet up for a little bit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:47,
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Congrats Gonz!Happy New year, you must be over the moon mate.
I survived town. Shattered now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:53,
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Totally awesome, get this right, I'm sitting down on the couch (new one comes in 15 days), and I can make the lights go up'n'down, without getting up.There is only one thing better than a dimmer switch, it's a dimmer switch with a remote control !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 17:58,
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I got something really cool too, my areal is a proper one, for the telly, got perfectly good clear reception.Gonna hook it into the media centre later.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:06,
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And I'm watching Desperate Scousewives.You need to hook a fella up.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 18:07,
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YaayNew flat new baby, Or is it, new flat new scag dealer?
Hope it's fab for you.
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I meanThe flat, I hope that the flat is fab for you. Of course, should you get a new scag dealer, I hope that's fab for you too, but I wouldn't really wish a shag dealer for you.
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A shag dealer I could dig, if I had a week left to live I'd be all up in the skag dealing too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 19:34,
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Why certainlyI'm sure I could find you someone to sell you a nice bit of shagpile.
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Oh lordy, living next to Waitrose is a total win.I'm having a "Jellypino and Pepperoni" pizza that I've laden with a scoop of anti-pasta (I got to pick the bits I like from the little jar), and added some unami (haven't had unami paste in ages now) and pineapple pieces.... then for desert I've got sticky toffee pudding.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:33,
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You know how to live, alright.I'm in my jarmers and drunk. Is there any better way to see in the new year?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 31 Dec 2011, 20:50,
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Alright you georgous stunning vixan, you.Check these out
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151105146010627&set=a.10150652185370627.697042.532685626&type=1
www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151105129535627&set=a.10150652185370627.697042.532685626&type=1
The photos don't do it justest, I love it though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 22:09,
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Just had my first shower in the new flat.It's really good, I can get the temprature however I want it (before it was eaither sculding or freezing in the old place), its wickedly powerful. I need did myself a misschief though, need to get a matt for that room.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 23:22,
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