b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1484777 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

I have a spectacularly bruised arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Did you get the sweary one a strap-on for Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
No.
Spent the day in Edinburgh yesterday. Got spectacularly pissed and slipped down the stairs when we got home.

I also have several other minor injuries from yesterday. All in all I was very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Good work!
Did you have a nice Christmas and New Year?

I hope you got Blousie drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
It was very pleasant thanks.
Blousey got a little tipsy but not as bad as last year. Yesterday was an absolute fucking riot from start to finish, haven't laughed so much for ages. I was informed this morning that I fell off the train when we got back; I have no recollection of this at all, but it would explain the chunk of flesh missing from my right hand and the slight tenderness of my ankle. Oh, and also the skinned knee and bruised shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Sounds like good work
Hats off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
It was one of the older 125's where you have to open the window and open the door from the outside.
I'm told it swung open unexpectedly and the momentum swung me out and deposited me on the platform.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I wouldn't know about trains...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Good work!
I'm glad you had fun!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Good job I was so pissed.
I could have been seriously injured otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
We call those mysterious injuries you pick up when drunk 'cider burns'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I also fell over on new year's eve.
I blame that squarely on the last mojito the Beekers made. It was very strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1