Cowboys don't exist, if they did, they must have been so bored.
I swear I honestly have heard of them doing cowboys and dinosaurs, or maybe dinosaurs and aliens, not even joking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello Gonz.
Good 'winter break'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Oh mate, seriously, fucking awesome. Fucking stupidly awesome.
I live in the most georgous flat, it's a work in progress but most of it's done. I just been to ikea to get some bedside tables, on saturday the new bed is coming, and hopefully finger's crossed the handy man will come on sunday to put them together (along with a load of other stuff).

Check this out, I got from ikea these 3x + 1x bars that go in the kitchen with hooks, and I'm gonna hang these on.

The bedroom will be 100% complete when the handyman comes, it's sooo nice and comfortable and it's nice being in a proper made bed. The livingroom and office is like 99% done too. It's so cozy and nice.

Do you fancy at the end of the month for you and the misses to come over for cocktails and nibbles? I'm not far from Enfield Chase, about a 3 minute walk. It's so nice being easy walking distance to a proper town centre too, loads of resturants and bars and shops.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

How was yours?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)

And everyone is so friendly ! It's great, the neighbours, the shop keepers, everyone is so nice.
I was going to ask the girl from Dreams bed place to see if she fancied test-driving the bed, making sure it works properly. I like her, she seems really much like a 'real' girl, I mean, she's really nice and friendly, she said for new years she was in bed by 8, I donno why, but I like that, shows that maybe she's content with snuggling up on the couch or something. I should have worked in a question to see if she's taken.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:35, Reply)

It could also mean that she has no mates because she's a nutjob.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Like I'd be upset with a nutjob, handjob, blowjob or even a bloody steve jobs.
I reckon it's 'cus she just likes to take things easy, watching box sets of telly, posting about on facebook, talking on the phone to a friend or two... that sort of thing.... being content just on her own, but really thinking it would be nice to snuggled up to someone on the couch and be able to chat shit to.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:06, Reply)

It was pretty good thanks.
Missing my kid massively though...

Glad the new pad is living up to expectations.

EDIT very much yes to your invite btw - thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I couldn't even imagine, did you not get to see her at all?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Not once.
Ex fucked off to Amsterdam and left daughter with her parents, knowing I was off work and could have looked after her.

I am most upset, as you would think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I don't get it, aside to get back at you.
Eaither she thinks you're a threat to the child, and therefore should only have supervised visits or even not at all... which although would be wrong, if she wanted to play that line, at least it wouldn't appear vendictive. OR, she doens't think you're a threat to your child, and should give you proper access to her (or no, not give you proper access to her, but her proper access to you).

I got a cousin right, and his wife is a proper fucking bitch, super bitch, check this out.
- She doesn't allow the two boys to play football (some kid's team AND school team)... the kids grew up playing and watching football with their dad, and it's something they very much enjoy. I think her excuse was something to do with it not being an accademic excuse.
- She told the dad not to do any paperwork with the devorce 'till after the batmiziah, as it would effect the kid. They agreed to leave it 'till then. In the synagog after the do, she served the papers.
- He's a serious earner, we're talking mega 6 figure salaries for the last 15-20 years. She's a housewife. She wants 75% for her and the kids. He now works two jobs to keep with her actually rediculous finacial demands.
- She's been actually violent quite a lot, smashed up the house a few times.
- Cousin's Mum (my Ma's sister) has only seen the kids 10 times since it started last year.... yet before this she practaclly raised those grandkids.

There are a lot of cunts in F4J, people who deserve no access to their kids what so ever... but their message is very very true.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:20, Reply)

Is Enfield Chase on the train line that goes to Liverpool St?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I think the one in liverpool street is Enfield Town.
Enfield Chase goes too Mooregate, Old Street, Finsbury Park, Ally Pally and...ermm... a few others.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I'll look into the best route from our gaff.
It might be pretty easy. I think the Moorgate/Old St trains stop quite early though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Sweet, check it out, you two can always crash if you want, but I would really love it to have you two over.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 18:21, Reply)

i strongly disagree

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I strongly disagree with you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

What do they do all evening? Most of them can't even read.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)

They shoot horses, don't they?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:34, Reply)

They bum each other rotten.
Like in that gay film that Quentin likes so much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Yeah', but even then, you could only do that at most 16 times in one evening.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Then they eat beans afterwards.
It's a shit life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 17:47, Reply)