My aunty and uncle got me some knew knives as a housewarming ! They're the exact ones I asked my mum to ask them to get when they asked ma' what to buy. AND I got some assaulted graters too.
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 16:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Coloured knives eh.
Knives for the coloureds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I will eventually have a very colourful kitchen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

If you sell food you make with your new knives in a retail environment
You could call yourself 'Gonz's Multi Coloured Chop Shop'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:37, Reply)

In Persons yesterday there was a girl demonstrating knives, there was a huge fucking crowd, and they were in the way of the Colourware utensles that I wanted to look at...
... in the end I thought "Fuck this, I'm not spending £6-£9 on each individual utensal", but as I was walking past she asked me if I wanted a curly chip maker thing (its a screw with a knife attached (rape joke), you put the top in a vegtable, spin it around, and you get spirals.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:15, Reply)

I really don't care for curly fries.
No idea why though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I'm surprised these aren't wielded by yoovs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

4th round draw Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Aston villa if we beat Leeds

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 8 Jan 2012, 17:51, Reply)