Not so much of the old thank you lardy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:17, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oi!
I've just been telling Jeff how lovely and helpful you are. Don't go spoiling it by starting trouble.

Let's all sing Kum bah yah and hold hands and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

You two really need to be parking this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)

He would need an extra large parking space.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Married to ceiling so late in life, where did I save those pics?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)

And you, don't stir it up.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Wasn't that a Bob Marley song?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

It's getting tired now.
If the two of you can't get over it and play nicely, why don't you just stay away from each other?
Sorry, I'm hardly a great peace envboy, am I? *cancels ticket to Tel Aviv*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I must admit to admiring you. Your ability to type with your head dobber whilst munching on a wheelbarrow of pasta and cooking 3lb of pork belly is impressive.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I admire your ability to look like Nosferatu in your jazzy business photos.
Say cheese
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Are there still photo's of me online? Thought they had gone given my unemployment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Nothing leaves the Internet, apart from you boomerang boy.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I'm getting pretty bored of this.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)

How? It's a stick that you throw away and it comes back. How is that boring?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Every time you wind him up, it just reminds people what a prick you were about the whole thing.
Sorry and all that, but there it is. I'm with Jeff on this one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

To be fair for a change, I did start this diatribe of drivel this evening, not Bobby.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Well, I told you off too, up there.
Frankly, you're both being pretty childish now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I don't care, he keeps prodding me so I retaliate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Fair comment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

You stop, I'll stop.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Deal.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What's it all about, anyway?
Go on, fill me in.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Mind your own business you nosey wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Oh, bless :(
Never mind.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I thought it was only you and me that despised each other.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Hate to pop your little bubble but we don't have a monopoly on it.
It seems pretty gay.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

You'd love to pop my little bubble wouldn't you.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I dream about popping your bubble.
Or rather something less subtle.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Fuck off and drink the second bottle of Netto sherry.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

But if I do that it might wash away the taste of jizzum...
And you know how THAT feels.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Did you see that Battered called me a nosey wanker!
What a cock.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Are you not a nosey wanker?
With jizz all over your chin?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Well, yes I am.
I'll grant you that.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Don't start them off again, for fuck's sake!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

But, but, but...
I only asked!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Fuck me, I've just seen Kenny Dalgleish smiling!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Liar.
BBC have just reported he's broken wind.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

He really does look like my dad.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Really?
Why don't you look like Kenny's daughter? :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)