I'm stuck on prolapse for the moment.
But arrears is a good one, kinda double edged?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah, take a few letters out and it's arse
As in - lurid pictures of.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

And it's almost an anagram of arsers, as in people like you and psychochump.
Ever since you headed south you've been getting curlier, more corpulent and considerably gayer.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

I'm not fucking south you terrible oaf.
Admittedly I'm a tad closer to the buffoons, but I'm not South by any means.

Edit - and I have a life, I don't wank myself crosseyed every night over computer games you cheeky cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Don't bully me, on the Internet, you horrid man.
Well, I say man...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

I'm more of a man than you'll ever be
As Fatima Whitbread said.

Bedtime, you filthy mofo.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I'm gonna head out, see if I can find some 50p bumhole action.
I've got a couple of quid in my pocket, should keep me busy til bedtime...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Why don't you drive drunk to the docks
And pick up some Russian sailors?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Ok, silloth docks it is!
See what an influence you have over me?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Rory Lyon will come along in a minute and tell you off for being a cunt.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

That wanker?
Fuck me, I'm shaking in my big gay boots.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)