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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread.
How will you be better tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 19:53, 189 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Every day, in every way, I become better and better
Or is that fatter...?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 19:57, Reply)
That'll be fatter, I am sure.
I put on 4Kg over the festive period.
I disgust myself.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
By quite some distance.
If all goes to plan, this time tomorrow I shall be in the same room as Claudia Winkleman whilst with my current lady friend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Good work baz

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:15, Reply)
I'm terrified she's going to cancel.
There is no basis for my fears but I can't help it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Winklemans a true professional , don't you worry my boy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I had such a horrible day that I wish it was over...
**** SOME BITCHING AND MOANING *****

**** SOME "IT'S OK, MOST OF IT IS STILL GOOD"ing *****

....The good news is that I'm jumping the gun with what I think will be the next big-name in social networking, I like it on par with Twitter. It's called pintrest, and I really like the way it works.

* a heatmap is where you can see where the mouse is and where people are clicking. The hotter the area, the more clicks/movement.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Oh, and I'm in quite a lot of pain at the moment, and I was in Waitrose for an hour and a half 'cus I couldn't make up my mind what to do about dinner.... I ended up with making a pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Did you see that
Stunned found a good hotel deal?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
Oh no, what's that? Does Berk and Beth and Lamper's Flatmate and Amerbly and ...etc...etc... need to share with me?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
Where's that?
I'd be interested to know in case I can't blag floor space.
(berk, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)
We could share a floor if you want? I heard they charge per clothing these days, not sure entirely, that's what someone on here said, so I guess I could wear my watch.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Not so sure
There's a half-price promotion but it's for stays before 29th Feb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Oh good, the twinnings advert is back on the telly, the girl through the storm, I love this advert.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)

io9.com/5875103/insane-spanish-pizza-ad-includes-a-screaming-god-a-severed-penis-nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
aight negroids?
T to the Dizzle, fancy a Leeds pint at some point?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)
You'll never upstage
JeffStock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I like Leeds.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:29, Reply)
Worst Anchorman quote EVER.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
I love lamp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Is you a moth?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Why the hell not,eh?
You'll be walking past The Scarborough every day and that's a fine boozer.

Mr Eastenders met me there a few months ago and seemed to approve.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
The Scarborough is a fine, fine establishment.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:32, Reply)
When I first worked in Leeds - 1994 - before the days of accessible mobiles
The Scarborough was my second office and I used to get work calls there.

There's possibly a deep groove in the bar where I used to stand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
The Scarborough is alright, yeah.
Drop me a text or something.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Beekers is in Leeds as well.
For now, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I think my bedroom is haunted by a poltergeist.
I was doing my feet with my battery powered hard skin remover and the top pinged off. I can't find it anywhere and I've searched very thoroughly. It's not a small thing so I should be able to see it. Also my tub of Sudocrem has disappeared. I'm quite fastidious about where I put things. A place for everything and everything in it's place. Also late last year a bottle of perfume went missing and then turned up a couple of weeks later exactly where I left it. I thought nothing of it at the time but this is a bit scary now : /
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)
tl,dr
Something about a vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)
It's not funny Jeff : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:33, Reply)
My old school was haunted.
The head was always going on about the 'school spirit'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Huzzah for hard skin removal thingys
Saves time with those lame files you get.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
OK coders, I don't understand what this means
Change the code so that word === "that" evaluates to true, and the console.log() command is run.

The code says

var word = "this";
if( word === "that" ) {
console.log( "word is equal to 'that'" );
}
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:28, Reply)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I don't think that's the right answer
come on, I need help here, i need to get to the 4 achievements!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
My best guess
var word = "that";
if( word === "that" ) {
console.log( "word is equal to 'that'" );
}

Let me know if I got it right, I'm off to bed now before my broadband dies yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:46, Reply)
It's OK, guys, I got it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Don't do it stictly, there is no need for that, a simple == is better and less likely to error.
But I don't understand the question entirely, "this" will never equal "that", unless you change "this" into "that" when declaring it or afterwards, such as

var word = "this";
word = "that";
if (word == "that") { console.log("word is equal to that"); }


Or


var word = "that";
if (word === "that") { console.log("word is equal to that"); }


The question they're doing is like saying "Change the sentence 'hello world' into 'goodbye world' " and then just awnsering "Change the world 'hello' to 'goodbye' ".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:04, Reply)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sorry, sorry, I got it.
word === "that" ..... that means "Strictly Equals", which is false, so won't run.
word !== "that" .... means "not equal", which it isn't, so therefore the statement is true.

You want to change === to !== or !=, both are fine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Week one complete!
I got 350 points and 4 badges. I am an achievement whore

anyone else doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Trying to better myself?
Nah, not worth the effort. Or, in fact, possible.
I'm doing the photo a day thing with scarpe and noel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
that's still bettering oneself, unless you are already perfect at it
I can help you if you need photo tips
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Cool, that would be good.
At the moment it's more 'here is what I did' than 'composed shot'. But there are quite a few days left in the year, so I may improve.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Whatcha doing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Some cunt called me pretentious so I urged him to get paralysed from the neck down.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Well, hopefully I won't be coughing quite so fucking much.
And, in the interests of trying to get some sleep, I'm going to bed when the football finishes.

Merry evening, one and all. I tryst we all have our slippers and cardigans on?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:36, Reply)
Being less tired would be nice
this may actually happen as it appears my douchebag other half is not coming to visit tonight like he said he would.
(berk, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:37, Reply)
He'll not be boring you to sleep?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Tomorrow I shall be finishing a project that has dragged out beyond belief.
And getting paid.
That will make it all better and remove the need for bumhole pictures and cat murder.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This place is fuelled by bumhole murder and cat pictures.
Don't take it away!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Bumhole murder! Like it ;)
But ain't the bumhole murder better if it's purely for love and doesn't reek of desperation and necessity?
Just asking, like.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Love? You're invoking love?
What the hell is bumhole murder if it's not out of misplaced love? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Misplaced love and prolapsed intestines ;)
Prolapse, there's a word to conjure with.
What's your favourite word?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Mortgage.
Answer me that - before I slink into my lovely nest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
And your answer?
You US dependent clown?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I'm stuck on prolapse for the moment.
But arrears is a good one, kinda double edged?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah, take a few letters out and it's arse
As in - lurid pictures of.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
And it's almost an anagram of arsers, as in people like you and psychochump.
Ever since you headed south you've been getting curlier, more corpulent and considerably gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I'm not fucking south you terrible oaf.
Admittedly I'm a tad closer to the buffoons, but I'm not South by any means.

Edit - and I have a life, I don't wank myself crosseyed every night over computer games you cheeky cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Don't bully me, on the Internet, you horrid man.
Well, I say man...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I'm more of a man than you'll ever be
As Fatima Whitbread said.

Bedtime, you filthy mofo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I'm gonna head out, see if I can find some 50p bumhole action.
I've got a couple of quid in my pocket, should keep me busy til bedtime...
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Why don't you drive drunk to the docks
And pick up some Russian sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Ok, silloth docks it is!
See what an influence you have over me?
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Rory Lyon will come along in a minute and tell you off for being a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)
That wanker?
Fuck me, I'm shaking in my big gay boots.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Alright benders.
I've been to the pub, I've eaten dinner and I'm watching the second half of the football.

Beat that lame-oids.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I have breast of duck with an orange and redcurrant sauce, mange tout and a baked potato, a bottle of malbec, peace and quiet and some decent TV to watch.
Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Err, open beer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I have a bottle of Malbec. Yum yum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
By not being you.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Animosity?
Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:15, Reply)
The time sponsored by accurist is ten to flounce.
Feckless old spastic
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Not so much of the old thank you lardy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Oi!
I've just been telling Jeff how lovely and helpful you are. Don't go spoiling it by starting trouble.

Let's all sing Kum bah yah and hold hands and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
You two really need to be parking this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:19, Reply)
He would need an extra large parking space.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Married to ceiling so late in life, where did I save those pics?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:21, Reply)
And you, don't stir it up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Wasn't that a Bob Marley song?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
It's getting tired now.
If the two of you can't get over it and play nicely, why don't you just stay away from each other?
Sorry, I'm hardly a great peace envboy, am I? *cancels ticket to Tel Aviv*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I must admit to admiring you. Your ability to type with your head dobber whilst munching on a wheelbarrow of pasta and cooking 3lb of pork belly is impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I admire your ability to look like Nosferatu in your jazzy business photos.
Say cheese
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Are there still photo's of me online? Thought they had gone given my unemployment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Nothing leaves the Internet, apart from you boomerang boy.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm getting pretty bored of this.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:31, Reply)
How? It's a stick that you throw away and it comes back. How is that boring?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Every time you wind him up, it just reminds people what a prick you were about the whole thing.
Sorry and all that, but there it is. I'm with Jeff on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
To be fair for a change, I did start this diatribe of drivel this evening, not Bobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Well, I told you off too, up there.
Frankly, you're both being pretty childish now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I don't care, he keeps prodding me so I retaliate.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Fair comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You stop, I'll stop.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)
Deal.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
What's it all about, anyway?
Go on, fill me in.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Mind your own business you nosey wanker.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Oh, bless :(
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I thought it was only you and me that despised each other.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Hate to pop your little bubble but we don't have a monopoly on it.
It seems pretty gay.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)
You'd love to pop my little bubble wouldn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I dream about popping your bubble.
Or rather something less subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Fuck off and drink the second bottle of Netto sherry.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)
But if I do that it might wash away the taste of jizzum...
And you know how THAT feels.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Did you see that Battered called me a nosey wanker!
What a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Are you not a nosey wanker?
With jizz all over your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Well, yes I am.
I'll grant you that.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Don't start them off again, for fuck's sake!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
But, but, but...
I only asked!
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Fuck me, I've just seen Kenny Dalgleish smiling!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Liar.
BBC have just reported he's broken wind.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)
He really does look like my dad.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Really?
Why don't you look like Kenny's daughter? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Oh great, this a pricks with some music in his car at full volume playing some beats all sharing a ciggerette.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Well
The price of ciggarettes these days, you would have to throw yourself a little party when you can afford to buy a pack.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:28, Reply)
True story, I went to get a pack of smokes at a place near work, Pall Mall Red Superking, £5.31 normally, they wanted to charge me £7.25, I said to them "No thanks".
then I went into another shop and they said £6.75, again, no thanks. I ended up waiting without 'till I got home instead, and staggered them out a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I thought you were giving up?
Or was that just more internet LIES?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Nope, never said I was giving up, just cutting them down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Local shop near me sells dodgy Marlboro Lights for £4.50 a pack. I have no idea what's in them.
Don't tell Quentin - he'll shop me to his rozzer mates for aiding and abetting smuggling.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I need to get my hands on a fella who can sort me out a 200-pack for £30ish, I don't care what language they are written in.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Busted - Busted
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
He'll also claim that the guy has snuck liquid into his cigs

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Hang on.
Have Bob and Battered called time?

Fuck me, i'm the Kofi Annan of OT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)
JtDF
The Peoples' Princess
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)
someone chase him through a tunnel!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
When my car crashes
I want a cider fountain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You back on the cider?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
To be fair, me giving up the apples was a half hearted gesture.
The chest pains stopped, I got back on it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
it's all about the moderation

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I naughty stepped the cider for a few weeks
And then all was better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Yeah, I didn't help at all or anything.
And I'm not as hot as Kelly Cates either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Glory hunter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)
So who do I rant at and insult instead? I am accepting nominations...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I'll do.
I've had some many 'LTI' requests it'll be like water off a ducks back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I would but we had a splendid evening at the first Jeffstock so no, but thanks anyway.
If Kitty O'Dull was still around I would channel my latent anger at her, but she's not. Fuck it. Swipe will do instead.*

*Not the first time someone has said that about Swipe I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 21:58, Reply)
You just can't leave it alone can ya!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Nope. There will always be someone.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
maybe set up a sockpuppet account
open up one browser with it in, one with this account in then fight with yourself

problem solved
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Like Monty and Quentin?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Oi! Captain.
I didn't see you on the calendar earlier, you in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)
i signed up yesterday!
Totally in, even though it just missed the easter hols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Well done Captain
Stunned posted details on good price hotel rooms as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)
It's the Thistle Grand
I just checked and I deffo got a junior suite for67.50
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Sale finishes on 14/01

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Pay nothing for 12 months. then 0 APR for the following three years. Welcome to the DFS hotel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Haha.
Just 999999.99
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)
£31 for the youth hostel

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Pfft.
I like places that call me Sir. ;-)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Not bad thanks, rather pissed
The result tonight was a bit of a letdown, but we definitely deserved the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Liverpool win then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Beat City 1-0 at the Etihad

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Good win.
Just don't mess up at Anfield!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I'd claim that'd never happen, but I think everyone knows we have a habit of choking at Anfield

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Do away goals count?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I'm hoping so, but I don't know
EDIT: Only After Extra Time, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)
Lets's hope it doesn't come to that.
I hope you win. I'm glad City are out of the FA Cup, here's hoping you knock them out of the League Cup.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Well, I'm hoping Liverpool do their utmost!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)
The smug thought of some weight lost after a decent cardio workout I think.
Ok, it wasn't cardio, and it wasn't a workout. But salsa dancing is bloody hard work!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Alright Virgin?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)
Alright cheap meat lover?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Not bad thanks, yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)
A bit footsore!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Been dancing with Darth?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Nah, lots of fit students in Leeds :)
Although trust me to be interested in the fruit loop, who is also married. Go figure.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Haha, gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:14, Reply)
You're telling me.
I have terrible taste in women. Be nice if some of them had a taste in me...

On a more positive thought- could God do a shit so big, that He couldn't flush it?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Nope, the cunt (if he exists), is all powerful
Therefore a massive dump will be easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Unless Jesus the plumber is Greek

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Fucking hell Ape, you're up at this time?
How's Baby Ape these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)
fast asleep from 7 till 7
I am very full of gin and Thai curry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Red or Green?
I'm rather full of 'cider' currently...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Red, with extra chilli for the lol z

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I learned how to make curry over Christmas.
Nuclear-strength death curry, that is. My arse was like a teapot the day after. Anyways, nighty night. Bed time and all that.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Oof, not good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:26, Reply)
And fat I assume

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Nope, size eight, posh, easy on the eye...
And fucking married.

Typical.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Do you live in leeds?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Nope.
That's where I was though. She wasn't from Leeds.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Possed....
Make me laugh monkey-boy! Ole
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

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