What you do is get all his mates 'round, and you get them all to stand in a line...
... and then you say "Would everyone with one grandfather take one long step forward", and some of the kids will take a step, some won't. Then you say "Would everyone with a second grandfather please take another long step forward", and some kids will step forward, some kids won't, but when your kid goes to step forward and say "Not so fast son, you can only do one step".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

True story, I remember when my only grandparent died, I was about 7 or soo, I mean, I remember my mum telling me about it and she was all upset.
I could see she was sad but I couldn't work out why because now I can spend saturdays playing with my friends instead of going to see him. This is where Karma fucked me over, 'cus instead of getting to play with my friends, I had to work in my Dad's shop instead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Oh, and sorry for your [or maybe more as in your wife's] loss.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)