I shall
*opens Palestinian phone book*
*dials*

Hello, is that Abraham A. Aardvark? Monty Boyce wouldn't have nicked his daughter's birth certificate if he was a religious man. Long story. Well, if you've got a minute... I don't know why he's not a religious man, it certainly would have averted this unfortunate situation with his ex. I know, I know. Yes, I'll give him your Rabbi's details, most generous. Thank you for your time. Bye now. Bye.

*dials*

Hello, is that Abraham B. Aardvark?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*clicks*

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Oh dear. Inaccuracies. Palestine doesn't exist and
if it did, it would be the Arabic Muslim community in the region and so wouldn't have Rabbis.

Foxo, you are such a terrible racist.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:29, Reply)

He's so racist Mabazritchie is scared of him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Plus all the Aarons in that part of the world
are going to be dead pissed off that they weren't alerted to your birth certificate stealing crimes.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:36, Reply)

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE AARONS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 17:41, Reply)