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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My brother's and my personal favouriteis when he was passed over for promotion in favour of a colleague. Rather than accept that the chap was better suited to the job, our dear papa concluded that this fellow must be A MASSIVE PAEDO. To do it justice you have to hear it in his plummy voice, but he said to me
'Ferguson always chooses the prettiest choirboys. You mark my words, it'll only be a matter of time before he puts a foot wrong. Or a hand wrong.
Or....A PENIS WRONG'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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The dramatic pause at the end was exactly how he delivered it.We now use 'penis-wrong' as a term to decribe a sexual mishap of some kind.
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