Come on you lot. make me LOL.
I am bored to tears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:59, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I just called janet aylia a spastic
I assume this makes me part of some kind of club
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

A 'glee club'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I just completely failed to come up with a Partrdige quote when putting a call through
even though the caller's surname was Nunn.

I've let you all down.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

SHAME ON YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I'm scum, Monty.
Subhuman scum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Do you have access to You Tube whilst at work?
Sadly I don't so I can't link you up. Try looking for 'Jack and Victor songs'. That will hopefully do the trick.

Look out in particular for 'Joe the burglar'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I can see 'em but not listen to 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

They are very very funny indeed. Scottish humour, but I'm sure you'll get the gist.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Try this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=laqG1fy4C4I

WARNING: contains gruesome and hilarious Australian face-mangling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I've done my bit by linking Richard Madely's blogspot

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

You have indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Australians are thinking about buying some "magic beans"
www.smh.com.au/environment/energy-smart/mullumbimby-helping-to-save-world-20120112-1pxj2.html
Basically some bloke is saying he's developed cold fusion on a level that can change nickle into copper. That usually takes, you know a fucking supernova for it to happen. If this was in the UK I would go and lol at everyone at this "investment oppertunity".
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I might see if any of them want to purchase London Bridge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)