That thread seemed a bit rubbish.
What are the best and worst things about where you live?

Alt: What's your earliest childhood memory?

Alt alt: Are you fucking bent or what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:29, 257 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The worst things are pretty much everything
the best thing is probably the house itself which is pretty nice.

Alt: I'm not sure where the line between actual memories and stories that have been told to me by parents begins, but I suspect it was wheeling my brother in a ladybird pram, until my parents looked away and I promptly tipped him out onto the grass and legged it.

Alt Alt: Of course not you massive bender. Get some glasses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I live in an expanding village outside Edinburgh
Best thing - I can go into the pub any night of the week and probably bump into someone I know and have a joke and a pint.

Worst thing - the traffic is a frigging nightmare.

Best/earliest childhood memory - we all went on a trip to the beach. My dad led the way - he was a good 50 yards ahead of us. Didn't look where he was going, and he fell into a big hole. 35 years later me and my sister still piss ourselves laughing about it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)

My father once turned up at home covered in blood, according to my mother.
He'd had my brother sat on his shoulders, but was late so he started running. Unfortunately this was the early 70s, and he caught his foot in his massive flares and went flying, throwing my infant brother under a parked car in the process.

LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Your Dad is fucking excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

His mixture of frightening intellect and utter childishness makes him a comedy legend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

We need some t-shirts printed with his visage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

He looks - and sounds - exactly like Leonard Nimoy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Also, he used to lecture in Logic, thus adding to his Spockiness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

FashionrelatedmishapLOLs
Of course if that had happened these days, as he ran his saggy-crotched jeans would have slipped lower and lower until they reached his knees and they'd both have gone flying anyway.

As a species, we do not seem to be evolving.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

This actually happened and has been reported in the metro this morning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Link please. I could do with fucking cheering up today.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Best: near the tube so I can get away from north London.
Worst: crime, number of mentally ill "in the community", crap shops, expensive property, noise, aggressive and ineffectual police officers, most expensive council tax in London.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

also, 'coloureds'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Best things:
20 mins on the Metro from Newcastle, work and the coast
Cheap to live there
Nice estate
Lots of open spaces to walk dog
Good pub

Worst Things:
Shite estate nearby
Fucking windy
Not much sun in back garden

Alt:
Planting apple seeds in the back garden, aged about 2

Alt Alt:
I don't believe so, no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Best, right next to uni, cheap booze, lots of stuff to do
Worst, welsh people.
Alt: three bearded blokes giving me presents

Alt alt: only for you
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

presents one up the 'Paul Gadd'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Paul Gadd?
One up the... bad? Cad? Dad?

This is fucking shit cockney rhyming slang.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Good morning, shitehawks and charlatans both
Best: quiet, pretty, small enough to get anywhere you want to go by foot, inexpensive.

Worst: transport links out, border control, the local accent and being feared for my mysterious FIFTH FINGER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

This is your hand AICMFP

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)

No, no
I've got two on one hand and three on the other, in addition to thumbs. The indiginous tribes have yet to evolve asymmetry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Just so you know, the guiness book of record means you could potentially have a second or third hand rather than one hand with extra fingers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Worst - Some cunt who has no idea about films lives there.
You fucking bender.

Morning fella, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Not as hungover as you, I'll be bound

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

That is true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

How was the annual convention of people with dicey opinions about the films of James Cameron?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Was OK
Absolute highlight of the night was winning a bet against a Manc, as a result, I made him sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' on karaeoke.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Oooooooh that's nasty
Well played
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

He was getting booed by the entire pub, I hurt from laughing so hard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I have clicked your previous post in congratulations
Despite your godawful spelling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I never can spell that word

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

You managed it just now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Best: cost of living is low.
Close to city centre, nice towns, coast and hills.

Worst: current job climate.
Public transport back from Newcastle after 10pm is fucking diabolical.

Alt: falling down the stairs in a comedy cartwheel fashion and busting my head open when I was about two.

Alt alt: No, but my index fingers are.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Best thing - I live here. Also, good local ales, a few fantastic pubs, and good transport links, if ever you want to leave
Worst - Couple of shitty estates mean that we're infested with chavs.

Alt: I have an odd memory of looking up the stairs at my Dad, but I have no idea how old I was...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Did you watch that Renovation Man thing on Channel 4 last night?
It was from Congleton
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Nope, was at the pub, fortunately Facebook informed me it was on TV on many occasions.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

It was cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Morning twat badgers
The worst things about where I live is the price of property, average house price in my postcode £1.1m.

The best thing is the price of property as it keeps the plebs out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)

According to your neighbours, the worst thing about the area is that YOU live there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Most plebs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Alt: The first seventeen years of my life are a blur of rohypnol and ruthless sodomy
So probably passing my driving test.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Best thing: I have all nice things in a nice flat in a nice area which is very nice. I saw a Le Cruiseyay pot yesterday that I want, it's purple. I saw it on the way into nandos that I went to with a friend, Despite there being two of us ordering serporatly they would only sign me once, Sad Times, One Per Store Per Person Per Day, jobsworth cunt. The lady who was serving us went to give our food to the next table and she said "I'm so sorry, in other Nandos staff have been shanked for less", and it took her 25 minutes after my friend started to serve my food and she was like "I've decided to allow you some food this time". I wanted to walk to walk out without paying for dersert, thinking it was a gift for wait for so long.

The worst thing is that there are a group of lads who play carpark with their car music on really really loud 'till about 11ish most nights behind me.

My earliest childhood memory is being in a pram in trent park with it raining and I had the seathrough cover on the pram down and it was the coolest thing in the world because I was indoors inside a forrest.

I am not a homosexual, I have kissed a bloke before, but I didn't think anything of it and I didn't want to use my willy, where as when I kiss a girl, I normally do want to use my willy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You should complain to the council.
They take their Nando monitoring duties very seriously in that part of London.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

It's OK because the lady made me laugh, she made us laugh quite a lot.
I wasn't a fan of the chips with peri-peri salt, they tasted chemically to me. They should have chicken wings as one of their side dishes so I can be like "Yo' Dawg, I got yo' some chicken with yo' chicken so you can be eatin' chicken while yo' eat some chicken". I want to try their steak next time. Uncle Tone doesn't eat poltry, because when he was young, they kept chickens and he was the one who had to slaughter'n'pluck them, he won't like it in Nandos.

I was thinking of calling the non-emergancy 999, but they always stop at exactly 11, so I reckon they've been told about rights'n'stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

So, what you're saying here is that when you kiss your Mum, you get the horn?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

He is.
That's what he's saying. Wot a dirty cunt, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I would like for it to be known, before and rumour start, that I do not think of my mother in any sexual manor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Too late.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I wish I had a sexual manor, I'd ride around it wearing a hunting jacket and nothing else
and my mount would be a model for the bravissimo catalogue.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Can you imagine how annoying it would be to have a human mount?
If you were riding arond sitting on her back with her down on all fours, then she won't be able to get very far, they're not strong like a horse. Or if you were mounting her in terms of her being down on all fours and you were inside her, then as she's moving forward, you'll have to kindda tip toe with your knees bent down. It would be quicker to just walk.

When people have doggy-style sex in a bed, is it normally the girl is on the floor or the bed? I imagine if she was on the floor, her knees and hands might ache after a while. And if she's on the bed and you're standing on the bed, then the bed might be very unstable and you might fall over... I don't even like standing on chairs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Unless it's a water bed, you're okay.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:44, Reply)

The highest of high class brothels.

( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Hey you fat fuckers
Bacon gives you Patrick Swayze cancer. How about that then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I heard about that this morning.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

You're fucked then aren't you,
Mr 'Bacon Explosion'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I might have a bacon and fried egg sandwich for lunch today.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

But with gammon steaks instead of bread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That sounds like an awesome sandwich.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

What a topping idea.
I have no gammon steaks, unfortunately.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I eschewed the traditional Friday morning bacon & egg sarnie in favour of being on a diet this morning
You'd think the improved chances of avoiding cancer would make me feel better about this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I did a back of the envelope calculation just now.
The woman on the telly said there were about 8000 cases of Swayze cancer a year in the UK.

There are, roughly, 70,000,000 people in the UK.

So all things being equal (which I know they aren't) your chance of getting Swayze cancer are in any given year are 1 in 8750.

If you eat bacon every day your chance of getting Swayze cancer increase by 20% apparently, which makes the odds 1.2 in 8750*

Which isn't exactly a huge change is it?

*I'm willing to accept that my maths on this may be totally wrong when The Mighty Badger points it out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Al. I'm trying to make myself feel better about being on a diet
AND living with a vegematarian. Don't ruin it with mathematics.

Anyway, I thought the UK population was around 61mil?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

More like 62.1, but that reduces the 8750 to 7750.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

So you're trying to make yourself feel better about your chances of getting cancer
with BULLSHIT MATHS?!

Pythagoras would be appalled
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

bacon sucks anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

You are wrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I really miss bacon
Of all the meats, it's the one I can least justify at present.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I'm poorly so play nice.
Best thing is I live opposite a big park, it's five minutes to the train station that will lead me directly to Manchester or Leeds. Nice little market town and a nearby pub that does live music every weekend.

Worst thing is no-one to play with at the weekend. And it rains a lot.

One of my first memories is shooting my grandfather in the head with a cap gun. Another is my mother holding my skirt up while I weed in the street. Even as a toddler I was mortified that I was urinating in public.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Your wish has come true from last night then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

What wish?

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1497781
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Ah I forgot about that.
I wonder if I've made myself sick subconciously.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

The best thing about where I live is that my flat's pretty nice
it's convenient for work and for friends and for days out in London. The worst thing about it? It's Slough.

Alt: I have two from around the same time. I was about 6 or 7 and playing with some kids from the street in my next door neighbour's garden. I kissed one of them. Her name was Emma and she was blonde and it was my first ever kiss. She was also hanging upside down from the climbing frame at the time. In a hilarious Accord-style internet irony, she's now a model according to my mum.

I also remember another guy on the street buying a light gold VW Scirocco.

Alt alt: Definitely not.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Sorry, I'm bored
er is
ma lyn
S
model gay porn star specialising in self-fellatio
Definitely not evidently so
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7421992
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Is it just me,
or did it suddenly get more intelligent, better-dressed and grammatically flawless in here?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I heard Quenton Oftiweak once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I heard he shot a man in Reno,
but he had no alibi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I heard he was a tedious prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Please append somthing that rhymes with "die"
or your otherwise flawless comment cannot be granted credence in this context.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Aye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

who the fuck is quenton?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Yes, you're well-placed to make a spelling dig, carry on. No irony to see here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)

make a spelling dig die horribly and slowly in agony by being burned almost to death and then catching an infection in the hospital that makes it feel like your skin is bathed in acid. so please please please carry on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

ha!
mental
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)

How are your Belindas, Quentin?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Tricky's denying everything!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Ah well, who cares?
I was asking about your piles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i know you was, i've stopped caring now, its too much for me
the piles are good thanks, got me some Germaloids from the pharamcy, todays looking up

how are you roota? screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

bweep, forsooth.
The best ones to get are the ones with hydrocortisone in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

you seem to know alot about this, have you been rogered violently in the bum too?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Believe what you like.
All these pathetic 'characters' are merely contructs of your own malfunctioning brain anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

they're not you silly tart
Tricky was in poland with his fiance over new year, he came in today and we all called him a dirty dog and he's pretending nothing happedned

not a very good liar tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

He's like a shit Emma Frost

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

he's retarded
he can't help it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

If he was retarded we wouldn't make fun of him
We're not that mean
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

i had no idea david had a daughter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Mmmmmmmm january Jones

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I watched that for the first time yesterday.
I thought it was very enjoyable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Having read this,
I am also sorry you're bored.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

It's your fault I'm bored
This Palestine phone book is nowhere near as good a read as I was hoping. Paul Ross gave the movie five stars though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Rossy would never give five stars to something unless it was TRULY AMAZING.
The fault must lie with you. Keep reading and try harder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I am wondering if I've set my standards too high
trying to appreciate something recommended so highly by the paragon of taste that is Paul Ross.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Best: Transport links and access to central London are incredible,
there are some great places in which to eat and the local farmer's market and parks are great. Worst: fucking hipsters everywhere.

Alt: I remember when my little sister was born, various things about that time. I vividly recall a day when there was a freakish plague of ladybirds. You could barely see the pavement for the little fuckers, it was weird as hell. This was in Lincoln in the summer of 1976.

Alt alt: no way man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Alt alt: no way man YES MOST DEFINITELY, I CANNOT GET ENOUGH COCK AND LOVE SPERM TRICKLING DOWN THE BACK OF MY THROAT
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

In future years, when people visit the Urban Dictionary
and look up "the lady doth protest too much", there'll be a link to this post.

*waves to future generations*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Are you saying I'm a man?
:(
( wanderlust, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

No. You are just his "beard".

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

He has a beard.
It's quite piratical.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

WORD OF THE DAY: Piratical

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

And now you're saying I'm hairy?
So basically you're saying I'm a big hairy man who wears flannel shirts and goes about shoving their cock down people's throats. Thanks battered, thanks a lot. :(
( wanderlust, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I can't be the only person thinking
that I would like you even more than I do if that were the case.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I have to say I'd be rather upset.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

This is one of the reasons I would like it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

You can't say anything with her cock shoved down your throat.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

i read that as "are you fucking bert or what?"
the answer on every level is NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I stand corrected
THIS is the best example of "the lady doth protest too much"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Poor swipe
Still not over piston_broke. She searches and searches, but no man can ever measure up IF-you-know-what-I-mean-and-I'm-sure-that-you-do.
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

best things: i live very near all the shops and restaurants etc on kensington high street and holland park
with westfield about 10 mins away.

worst things: the other cunts who think they are entitled to use these facilities and get in my way.

alt: being in the car with my dad. the rest is too boring to repeat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Leamington is lovely
like Bath, except smaller and not up it's own arse; it's pretty and there are loads of lovely independent shops and delis and the like. Sad thing is though, it's still in the Midlands.

My earliest memory is of nicking cheese out of the fridge when I was about 2. This probably explains a great deal about me.
(berk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Lay off the Midlands!
Although if you change it to "the Midlands other than Nottingham" you have a point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Nottingham's just as much of a dive as the rest of it is
from what I recall. Sorry.
(berk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)

You recall incorrectly
I suspect this may be a discussion without satisfaction for either of us so I'll change the subject. How's the job?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Busy!

(berk, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Better than boring
Right? RIGHT?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

best - in the city centre, the balcony, concierge to sign for parcels
Worst - expensive, landlady is shot at getting things fixed.
Alt: pushing my brother - I mean, my brother falling out of the bedroom window
Altalt: you cruising for ass again?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Shot?!
Bit harsh, old boy, just be patient
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

fucking phone OS upgrade
Now includes autofuckup.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Best:
South London is fairly quiet, much less shops and tourist benders to piss me off. Good views from my flat. Edit: Concierge and secure bike parking. Excellent.

Worst: I live in South London. I may get merked at any time and twice a day I am told I'm godless by a cunt with a megaphone.

Alt: Big white room with patio doors in Texas. Wooden cot thingy. My bear sitting next to the bars on the right.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Gentle Ben lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

South London.
You, Sir, are a gentleman.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)

g b
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

0/10.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:00, Reply)

There's been some deletion going on in this thread. So I shall repost this.
Quentin this morning:


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)

i've reported you to manolith, you in troubs now boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

HAHA!
I really hope this is true, I would love to see some ban hammer wielding for the endless abuse you get.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

You've seriously gone running to a mod about this?
FFS
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Hey, if you want to give it out, you've got to take it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:06, Reply)

No problem taking it. Just seems an over reaction to me. Lots of people here get a lot worse abuse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:07, Reply)

look man, i can only take so much and you really crossed the line

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Don't feel bad Quinten, the mods are there for a reason
you shouldn't have to put up with this kind of behaviour.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

hes laughing at me now, the abuse never ends

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

He used to be a mod himself, you know.
It's one of his other personalities.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

its true enough, i was a mod on a gaming forum

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

not only a gamer, but mod on a gaming forum?
oh lifeless.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

i wasn't really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I think you were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

then i was

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

^ Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I wouldn't hold your breath sunshine
One picture implying you've got special needs is sweet fuck all in the annals of OffTopic abuse. If Battered gets banned for this I'll be lowering the BanHammer of Damocles over everyone who's called me a bender, which is everyone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

everyones allways picken on me cos i'm different
i want him to be the example that forces you all to fall in line
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

He hasn't gone to the mods.
He's winding you up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

your so clever, i like that you picked up on it this time Tony

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I think it's that everyone else is a retard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:15, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I'm quite hoping he has.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)

You gotta stop taking things so literally and seriously.
Your blood pressure, Battered.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm not taking it seriously at all. I think it's funny.
Was it you who deleted it in the first place?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

STOP PICKEN ON QUINTEN YOU SHITEHAWK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

theres no such thing as thread deletion
I'M NOT LETTING THIS GO, ROOTA!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Shame
Closer inspection of Quentin's contribution to /OT might have been entertaining. In a Bertdown sort of way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I got stepped for being mean.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

To whom?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

oh no way dude, tahts awful, hope it wasn't too bad for you
xxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

It was a bit boring for a week. And I lost my second account.
But I survived. It's only an internet forum after all.

EDIT - I meant to say it's more than a forum, it's a way of life. Like Poledancing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

its so much more than that to me, i come here to feel loved and appreciated

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

IT'S MORE THAN A FORUM!
I'M TIRED OF CLARIFYING, AL. EDIT YOUR POST.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

ROSEBUD WAS THE NAME OF HIS CHILDHOOD SLEIGH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

IT WASN'T BOB HOLNESS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Professor Klump was Buddy Love!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

that has not been proven.
You better find proof or stop the internet defamation
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

in the film you see one turn into the other and then back, you are incorrect

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Oh man, I've made such a big fuss and I was wrong
But I'll learn from this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:46, Reply)

write it in your notebook so you don't forget
prof quinten is preaching the lvoe today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Done

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I <3 you sometimes xxx

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

You're pretty lacking in fail yourself sometimes.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Thanks!
Fancy it?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Hahahahaha
Go and fuck off you smooth bastard
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

This is the point where he offers to wear a djtp mask.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Ah for fuck's sake, Guv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Sorry Gaz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Honestly.
No neeeeed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

SINCE MARIANNE WALKED AWAAAAAY
HEEEEEY

Neeeeowneneneneneeoooow
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

dun, dun, da-ducka, dun dun

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:35, Reply)

neeeenellenellenooow
BOMBOM BOM BOM BOMBOM
( Kroney, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:38, Reply)

You did indeed.
It's all very inconsistent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

You? Being mean?
That seems most unlikely.

EDIT: What does being stepped actually involve, in practical terms? Just the knowledge that you're being watched and repetition will lead to bumrape?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

shut the fuck up gaybo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

You get sent to a picture of a kitten crying and a countdown.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

i can't believe nick from apprenrtice is doing countdown now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I want it to be Nick from Big Brother
with his panicky red flaky face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

lol he always looked like he'd been stuck at sea for a few weeks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Tied to the mast
and only untied for the occasional rogering
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:32, Reply)

And once it's finished counting down you have to click on a button that says "I'm very sorry"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

haha! lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Inability to post for a while, I think.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

OMG UR SO LAME U R GOIN TO DA MODS ! FFS U R STOOPID.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I really like Saaaaarf London.
My flat is a reasonable size, and I'm close to Elephant for its super bus links etc. Not much bad things, unless you count the mould and the breakin by squatters.

Alt: Getting my first pair of real shoes. They were red and I remember walking down the drive to say hello to my sister who had come back from school, so I must have been at least 2.

Alt alt: I'm like a £10 note.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Lampers
The E & C rules. I lived just down the Walworth Road for years. Have you been to the market?

HNY BTW.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Merci.
My sister used to live near Lambeth North, she used to go to East Street Market the whole time for veggies. I live a 3 min stroll away and I've still not been :/

I'm also just down the Walworth Road. Didn't you also live on Camberwell New Road or was that someone else?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Me. I can't get enough of South London.
I lived in Stockwell too. It's rough but I liked living there.

And Peckham.

Are you coming to Brizzle in April?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Unfortunately not.
It's 2 days before my dissertation is due in, so I expect I'll be a little fraught. Punch someone for me though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:17, Reply)

It would be my pleasure.
What's your dissertation abaht?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

About 12,000 words, probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Word limit is 10,000!
Thank goodness. It's something to do with conversion and Saint Augustine and some shit. I don't know.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

Amateur.
Mine was 12,000.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Was he really fat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Morning DG.
Any news following recent interest and interviews?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

Didn't get the job I was interviewed for last week
but got some very positive feedback and was basically told that on another day, I'd probably have been hired, it's just that another candidate answered one of the questions slightly more expansively than I had.

Still waiting to hear back regarding the agency job, but they've sent my CV off to whoever they are acting on behalf of (i.e. probably the Jobcentre as the job description exactly matches what they do, but the Agency isn't allowed to disclose at the moment).

Also applying for a permanent position within the Jobcentre (the agency one is until the end of March, presumably to allow time for the permanent recruitment to take place). In an illogical twist, the vacancy through the agency pays about £9k per year more than the actual job itself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

How bizarre.
Think of the agency fee too. Your tax pound at work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I know, it seems pretty incredible.
If it is the Jobcentre (and it seems pretty likely) I'm surprised they didn't think 'hang on, we've got someone on our books who's worked here before and knows the ropes, let's give him a bell and see if he's interested'. Although, that said, they're probably hampered by equal opportunities stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Aren't they duty bound to advertise the job?
My Mum's a civil servant and she goes on about this stuff all the time. Advertise internally, then externally blah blah.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

It was advertised on their own fucking website.
Seems a bit mental to go through an agency, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:09, Reply)

You're not coming to Bristol
for some event I know nothing about?! Shame on you!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I saw A list celebrity Gareth Gates' cock last night.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Did he take you to a travelodge?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

As it was inserted into your mouth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)

ha ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Standing at the next urinal.
He's doing panto near by. He was wearing ugg boots and dungarees the prick.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Did you mock his stutter?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:58, Reply)

i didn't I should have gone "oh I see you're going for a puh puh puh puh puh puh puh piss"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha!
Did his cock smell of Jordan?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I don't know how you london types do it, but in the Keynes we don't smell peoples cocks in the mens.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I am sure you can smell Jordan's fanny batter from several miles away.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:10, Reply)

What? He's famous. Of course you can smell his cock.
What's wrong with you, man? He's famous - hack his phone and sniff his cock, in that order. If Leveson has taught us anything.....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Hahahah
Sniff his phone and hack his cock! Go on!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

... it's that the Sun newspaper will headline it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

... it's that the Sun newspaper will headline it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:23, Reply)

After the advert for great seats to see Squeeze at the Phil.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

*bops*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

No he tickled his testes

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Come on you lot. make me LOL.
I am bored to tears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

I just called janet aylia a spastic
I assume this makes me part of some kind of club
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:00, Reply)

A 'glee club'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I just completely failed to come up with a Partrdige quote when putting a call through
even though the caller's surname was Nunn.

I've let you all down.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

SHAME ON YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I'm scum, Monty.
Subhuman scum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Do you have access to You Tube whilst at work?
Sadly I don't so I can't link you up. Try looking for 'Jack and Victor songs'. That will hopefully do the trick.

Look out in particular for 'Joe the burglar'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I can see 'em but not listen to 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:04, Reply)

They are very very funny indeed. Scottish humour, but I'm sure you'll get the gist.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Try this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=laqG1fy4C4I

WARNING: contains gruesome and hilarious Australian face-mangling
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I've done my bit by linking Richard Madely's blogspot

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:08, Reply)

You have indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Australians are thinking about buying some "magic beans"
www.smh.com.au/environment/energy-smart/mullumbimby-helping-to-save-world-20120112-1pxj2.html
Basically some bloke is saying he's developed cold fusion on a level that can change nickle into copper. That usually takes, you know a fucking supernova for it to happen. If this was in the UK I would go and lol at everyone at this "investment oppertunity".
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I might see if any of them want to purchase London Bridge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:16, Reply)

i forgot to reply to this hold up
best thing: the gates keep the riff raff out

probably bullying my sister over an ice cream when i was a toddler

yes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:06, Reply)

You MonkeySex kids start early, eh?
lly gger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

what the hell is a monkey sex kids party
what have you been doing to your son tony montana?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 12:11, Reply)