Film version
It was staggeringly poor.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why do they insist on doing this?
Remake something which was shit, into something which isn't, for fuck's sake...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:21, Reply)

*hands Monty turd-polishing kit*
In the case of The Saint they rushed out a Hollywood version in the wake of the popularity of the Brosnan Bond films, retaining the premise but completely missing the point of the original show.

Seriously though, how would you make a decent big-screen version of Little Britain?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:26, Reply)

By making it a silent black and black film

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:29, Reply)

By making it a snuff torture film in which David WILLIAMS* has his eyelids cut off with a rusty scalpel
and then that fat bent cunt is forced to eat them, before having a grenade shoved into his flabby face immediately afterwards.

*I'm not playing his stupid 'Walliams' game.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I would watch this until the DVD wore out
Then I'd buy a new one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I keep seeing him on panel games and his 'ooh I'm gay, NOT REALLY!!!' act is truly sickening in its tedium.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, Reply)

THIS^
Saying that, his missus is a right moose
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Agreed
He's not fooling anyone, but what I find perplexing is that he gets asked back. He's not even remotely funny. He never has been.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Why DO they ask him back?
I saw some of that 'Quiz of the Year' thing presented by Jimmy Carr and Williams and that equally unfunny beast Miranda Hart were excruciating. Jamie Oliver was funnier than both of them put together, and not just for his downsy face.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

And he wasn't in the least bit funny - just not actively unfunny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

The fact that Jamie Oliver out-lolled Walliams and Hart should make them stop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I agree with every aspect of this
He seems to be on it every year and has previously taken the "quiz" aspect, and trying to win, far too seriously and thrown some fairly spectacular hissy fits. This year I think he honestly believed he was mocking the concept of the quiz by playing the joker. The least funny joker EVER.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

POTYear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Every year is POT Year for Monty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Why thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:40, Reply)

The year's only 13 days old mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Yes, Monty
Just like the boy tied up in my shed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I decided it wasn't funny and I stand by that decision.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

You were actually spot on
Any older than that and they're too loose for my tiny penis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Officechortle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

The disguises were about the only good part
And that mental suit that made him look like The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:27, Reply)