Sawing willows down on an island in the Ouse.
well, that's Sunday. Saturday will be quiet and snuggly.

Alt: St Bastard, the patron saint of bastards and traffic wardens. Nutted his executioner on the way to the scaffold, and kicked to death 12 meek people to hurry their way to paradise.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The Ouse?
You're not... LOCAL, are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:39, Reply)

He's not local to you, no.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I'm not local to anyone, unless I make the effort.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Great Ouse just upstream from Bedford.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:41, Reply)

As opposed to the Shite Ouse in Norfolk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:42, Reply)

That's the one. and the Little Ouse that goes through York.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Little Ouse?
That thing floods at the drop of a hat!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:46, Reply)

They should make it bigger then.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:47, Reply)

It's in York.
Fat chance of that. Unless you count a dredging program.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Ah
More local than most of these miscreants but still bloody miles away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I prefer it that way.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)