If you were fat you would look like the president of Turkmenistan

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*Googles*
Fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Truth hurts!
ninj
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I am far more handsome than that arsehole.
Consider yourself removed from the magic poo mailing list.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah but if you were fat and Turkmen...
DOn't take me off the list!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I ain't had one in yonks anyway.
Saying that I don't text anyone any more either. I don't want to get a reply from someone and be disappointed when it isn't the elusive lady friend.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Oh man that's a bad stage to be at

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 14:58, Reply)

It is ain't it.
I really like someone who's more elusive than Lord fucking Lucan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 15:09, Reply)