Hello my darling, hello my love, how are you doing?
Panto, aye? Tell me all about it, they must have made you use a _lot_ of make-up to be one of the ugly sisters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:09, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think this would look good in your kitchen
www.popartuk.com/humour/wash-your-mouth-out-with-chocolate-44023-tin-sign.asp

I'm not an ugly sister this year... I'm Jack - Prince of Diamonds.
I've got a gun for shooting haggis but I'm not very good at it which is probably for the best as the haggis are dressed up kids.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Haha, oh man, I love those signs.
I'm waiting 'till we do it up in a month or soo's time before I accessorise it though.

That sounds great, where abouts are you based again? Was it yorkshire? It would be nice to see you in action.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)

We? You got a housemate?
Yes, West Yorkshire. You're more than welcome to come to the panto, you know where I am if you want details.

I kind of wish I could spam it on here but I'm scared of getting heckled, it was bad enough having Bogus there front row centre last year and he's got the same for this year.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)

The last thing I'd do is invite a bunch of b3tans to a public event where I'm on stage making a fool of myself.
ref. piston_broke
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Apparently I'm not bad at panto though, that's the difference.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I did the stage-handing at a panto for a few years, one of the best things I ever did, such a proper laugh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Nah', I mean Me and Ma' when I say 'we' about my flat. I'm the only one living here, but in my mind she's just as much part of this flat as I am.
Oh cool, I probably most likely won't come, but if you were close then I would be there without a doubt.

You know what sp@m, everyone in Yorkshire who you know already has you on Facebook, put it up on there instead, that way there are only offline-friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Smooooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Me and sp@m go WAAAY back, we're tight yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

That last comment was nothing to do with my race.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
back, almost as far back as b3ta's womb days.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Totally

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)