ooh! we could make it into a TV series
like grand designs only its the queen trying to make a yacht
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

"Yes, Your Majesty, you'll need a Phillips screwdriver for this part...
"No, not Philip, a Phillips screwdriver...Phillips scr- ein Kreutzschlitzschraubenzieher, Eure Majestät."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:14, Reply)

"Liz and Phil have been working on their
ambitious yacht project for over a year now. Their initial intention to move in before christmas is looking increasingly unlikely and they are running out of budget fast. The caravan they've been living in while the project is underway is beginning to leak and take its toll on the couple. Perhaps they should have been more realistic at the design stage, rather than relying on 'favours'. Liz...are you beginning to regret your decision to build the yacht yourself?"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

kevin loves it when they fuck up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

The lattice thin-shell roof was one of the main design features of the original plans
but now, facing budget constraints and the looming Christmas deadline for moving in, Phillip and Elizabeth have to decide whether to keep the roof and remain true to the concept or save money and go with a cheaper alternative.

I always thought it was wildly ambitious for a yacht. We shall see.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)