Once people thought I had pissed myself in the toilets when infact my stream had merely gone 90 degrees downwards
in an upredictable fashion during the 5 second sprint to the finish during an otherwise unremarkable urination. There was a small wet patch on the front of my trousers when I came out.
That rumor hung around me for a good fortnight.
"Did you Freefair, did you?"
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You did though didn't you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I did not piss myself in the sense that it came out at the wrong time or with my clothes on.
I suppose it is "pissing oneself", however this form is far less embarrassing as it does not denote incontinence.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Barely.
You were visibly covered in your own piss.

Where I'm from that's called 'pissing yourself' regardless of the technicalities.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:31, Reply)