Much thanks to Kristine
for the insult 'gutterslut'....I have used it in various conversations and got to work one morning to find my cube taped off with trashbags and a sign saying 'keep out, gutterslut clubhouse'.

Meanwhile, I'm in Vegas and fucking hammered!
(nolongernuts, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:32, 70 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Be careful you don't end up in an Ealing remake of the Hangover.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)

This is possible.
My bestest friend since I was 5 has been living here the last 18 months, and we're having a final farewell tonight as she's moving to Dubai. We're planning on showing Vegas how Hull girls live it up!
(nolongernuts, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Fishwives on tour.
Classy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Free fair, quentin and roger in one night. The evening shift deserve medals tonight.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

In my honest defense
...Massive Drugs,34H tits, Honda Accord, David Bowie's cat.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I thought you'd fucked off after I showed you up as an idiot again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Darth asked me to lie down with him earlier on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

"If a man lies with another man as he would lie with a woman, he should be stoned."
"... It helps. That's all I'm saying"
The Immortal words of Great Scot F. Boyle.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

You lucky devil. I have been having a pixies session today.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Massively overrated band.
FACT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I never got bothered by that nonsense,I like em

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Do you like the Breeders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

you excluded yourself from that list there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

are there any normal people about?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

what are you trying to say?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

i think i was quite clear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

i'd say i'm quite normal really

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I'm here Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

it's a strange old evening when
that counts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Well fuck off then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:09, Reply)

i was saying that today was a weird evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

How many sleeps now until you get your keys?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

FOUR!
possibly more if I have any naps between now and then though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

i congratulated you on that and you come back on here calling me unnormal and stuff
i'm gonna have to think about putting you on my list
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

list of awesome?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

yeah, i love you man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:19, Reply)

win

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

You're a Winman?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

yes
this is the new correct spelling of 'woman'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

W B
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Boman?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Binman

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

you're supposed to say something back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

thanks?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

don't mention it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

hey
I'm emotionally stunted, don't pick on me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)

i wasn't, i meant
i dunno, i've had a few and i'm losing track here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:35, Reply)

So, do any of you use the word 'quender' offline yet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

no, I've not met you yet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

OH LOL
I just finished the latest Bret Easton Ellis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

good for you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Thanks bbz.
It's a lot better than his last one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

i've not read any
so i can't really comment. Currently reading a series set in a fantasy Japan
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Less Than Zero and American Psycho are very good indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

so I've heard
I've just, somehow, never got round to reading any. If the oxfam bookshop has them once I've finished this series, perhaps I shall
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

He is one of the greatest satirists and moralists.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

I have, a few times, people just thought i was misquoting the Inbetweeners.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I can't imagine anyone your age has ever misquoted The Inbetweeners
I'll bet it's on 24/7
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

public transport masturbators!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

True.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I bet FreeFair loves a nice bowl of paella.
*winks*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Don't know what this is referring to.
I can't remember such a food appearing in the show.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:28, Reply)

What?
'Liking paella' is a euphemism for being a quender.

'Quender' is Spanish for 'bender'.

Geddit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Gottit!
You have unmasked me as one who enjoys what what in the butt.
Especially from muscular Botswana communist millitia officers.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:32, Reply)

No you don't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Oh right, you were on about the gay thing.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Nice ninja edit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

oh i forgot to mention some poor black kid got hauled over by the security guard in waitrose earier
poor little fucker hadn't even done anything wrong, but they set alarams off and forced him out of the shop, ciuldn't help but feel for the little guy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Of course he's poor, he's black.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

thats a bit racist guv, leave it out
he seemed like a really nice kid and they just completely shafted him, went through his bag in front of everyone, didn't find anything and he was protesting his innocence in a well-spoken and reasonable tone, and they just turfed him out

cunts need cunting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I hope he makes a complain then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:40, Reply)

He should get KRS-One down there QUICK SMART.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

hold up jeff, reckon i'll complain too actually

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Well before you sent your letter of complaint off.
Post it here, we'll check your spelling for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)

cheers man i'll do it tomoz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Blatant racism (unless the lad looked scruffy , in which case it is still appalling snobbery)
Complain to the shop, to the council, to the police if needs be.
I've not been to Waitrose and by the sounds of it I won't be making the trip any time soon.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

You can't go.
You live in an EX-council house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Very true.
Then again' I've never had any problems with any of the standard or budge t supermarket chains. And there is always M&S.
Oh, the cost of a mis-shifted X.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

he had a hoodie and headphones on, but i wouldn't have said he looked scruffy
he might have been in a gang, but his bredren were nowhere to be seen
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)