I am incapable of seeing Nottingham in a fair and unbiased way
I fucking love it there, regardless of little issues like the highest gun crime rate per capita in the UK, and areas where you're effectively signing your own death warrant by exploring after dark.

Best thing about it is that you'll never be bored there. And not because bullets are tricky things to dodge. Norwich is lovely but can be a bit dull. Suits me much better now I'm old and boring.

Alt: for some reason all the cashpoints are clustered in a ten square foot radius of each other in the city centre, the bus service is fucking laughable and the council don't believe in bins.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was born in Nottingham.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:18, Reply)

born found in a cave
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Were you really?
City or QMC?

Be aware that the answer to this question directly affects your pikey rating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Fuck knows what you are on about here.
We lived in Beeston.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:24, Reply)

City Hospital (pikey central) or Queen's Medical Centre (where I was born)
I'm sorry to say that having lived in Beeston severely undermines any claims to aristocracy or good breeding you may previously have laid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

My friend lived in Lenton for 3 years
The only good thing I can say about that place is that it had good transport links.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah Lenton's not much cop
I'm waiting for someone to say they lived in Forest Fields or St Annes so I can call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to silently judge you Monty

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:22, Reply)

My father was lecturing at the university.
It's not my fault.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:25, Reply)

This explains your apparent love of Peter Kay
I don't even know what to think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Hahahaa
Phoenix Nights is fucking hilarious. I cannot understand how anyone could think otherwise. His standup and all other work is awful though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Phoenix Night is guilty laughs time
but Peter Kay is a massive twat, and should be buried alive next to Ricky Gervais and Stewart Lee
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

By all means kill him.
He'll never be funny again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Though it may explain why
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Which university?
Again, pikey rating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

University of Nottingham I think.
Didn't even know there was more than one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Aye, Nottingham Trent is there too, but that didn't exist until after you were born

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, Reply)

This goes some way towards counterbalancing the Beeston thing
Seriously though, Beeston. Best thing about it was a Quasar.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:39, Reply)