It's not really my fault
One girl spends all her time on Facebook saying things like "OMG" and despite several warnings she's not stopping it, this is the next step. I'd break her legs but she's quite fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Surely if she's fit that would want you to break her legs more.
So she can't run away.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Look mate, if I wanted that sort of advice I'd be friends with PsychoChomp
*makes notes* break... legs... first...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Also, get her a nice rohypnol smoothie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I'm not spending money on her
Pair of socks in the mouth should do the trick. Muffles the screams and (if pre-worn) should knock her out too. Got to economise in this troubled times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Ever the romantic darth, ever the romantic.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

How do you think I keep the beard around?
I've got fucking LOADS of socks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

What's that dear? Faster you say.....

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)