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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Spitz and SwallowsYou could get legendary swimmer Mark to open it via the medium of a public dangerwank onto the ribbon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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I like this idea.We could impregnate the middle of the ribbon with a suitable agar jelly and several human ova, so that his cock custard would, if aimed correctly, fertilise some of the ova, which would hopefully begin to grow into sufficiently large foetuses that they would burst the seams of the ribbon and thus cause it to part, in possibly the longest and most pointless opening ceremony in memorable history.
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You have thought about this FAR too much"We open in 9 months"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:57,
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Actually, when you posted the above, the idea just came to me...(No pun intended.)
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