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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Was your ex a right swamp donkey?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:26,
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That's probably a little harsh but she was no stunner
Back then I was just grateful she had a pulse
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:28,
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why were you showing him pictures of her, by the way?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:30,
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Had one in my wallet
I say "wallet", I obviously mean "back of dubious magazine". Blacked out the number though. Didn't want to end up custard cousins.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:34,
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Custard cousins.
*spews*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:35,
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Heard that from a gay
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:37,
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You drinks the custard.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:42,
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or you gets the hose.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:45,
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Surely that should be "He rubs the custard on his face ..."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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