Why not invite her up to Newcastle?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She said she wants to come up.
Making it happen is another thing altogether. Not forgetting it's about 80 quid on the train.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:58, Reply)

SqueezyJet?
They fly from Bristol, I'm guessing there must by flights from the capital too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Nah only Flybe.
Still far more hassle than she'd be willing to go through. I'm not chasing her non stop, I'm gonna tell her at some point.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

When are you next back at home?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

February 24th.
QPR away the next day and then me and her and a few other mates are going to a massive night a few guys we know are putting on. She's notorious for dropping out of things at the last minute, I'm only really going back to see her so if she fucks it off I'm done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Wise Baz.
No point putting all of your eggs in the mad-bird-basket if she is likely to drop out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Did I mention she's perfect though?
She's basically a best mate who happens to be incredibly hot. She drinks me under the table and is actively involved when we all get off our tits on all sorts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Maybe that's the problem.
You wanting to get on her tits when she wants to get off her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Call me a massive poof but I ain't even arsed about that.
Like, not at all. I just like spending time with her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

You massive poof!
:-))

Good results all round this weekend, don't ya think?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I was going to go to the roughest pub in town to watch it on dodgy Sky.
But I woke up at half three. We were 1-0 down, went back to sleep and by the time I got up it was 4-1. Was alarmingly non plussed. What was your score?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Won 2-1
Against another relegation rival. We should have been out of sight be half time, but we were shit in the second half.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Apparently we were the worst we've been all season first half.
Then were unbelievable in the second. I'm alarmed this all happened as soon as we took Bryan Ruiz off, who's my favourite Fulham player in god knows how long. Geezer's got mad skillz.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I'll bet Albert Adomah would take the piss out of him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)