... a bakery?
Other than having a fucking silly name, I can't really see much to choose between Greggs and Pret. They sell mediocre carbohydrate to people who've conned themselves that modern life means they're too busy to have some real food.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hang on, that's not fair
some of us are too LAZY, not too BUSY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You have a point.
Some people are desperate to grease the inexorable slide towards the grave so that the time passes as blandly as possible.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)

i am not capable of bringing home-made sandwiches to work though
it gets to lunchtime and i fancy something completely different. inevitably the sandwiches get wasted and i end up with soup or lebanese or something.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

are you allergic to slicing bread?
I can't think of any other reason you'd be incapable, sweetie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Greggs at least has the decency to not pretend
to be some form of gastronomic elevation when they're both just fucking sandwich shops.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:41, Reply)