Well, you'd been de-skined twice.
Sounds a bit like me trying to roll a joint after 6 pints of Old Bristolian!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Haha
I had a pint of 6.4% scrumpy the other day, but we had to leave in a hurry, meaning I had to take swigs. Fucking hell, I was swaying on my way out of the pub.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Have you been told to try not to get wood?
Imagine bursting your sewing over an episode of Hollyoaks! hahahaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Nope, they've just said that I should expect they'll happen, and to realise it'll be quite uncomfortable.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

So getting a bit of a snip will mean you'll have to go through those 'confusing' feelings again!!!
*Barrymore lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Surely it's better the digs come out on the evening session
Than during the day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Well, one of the posts on the popular page is aimed at me, so sadly the abuse isn't limited to any times!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Well, at least you don't fuck dogs.
not that you could, with your BROKEN COCK
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:33, Reply)

You should join the International Bestialists Association
Their motto is "In Dog We Thrust".
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:36, Reply)

The big issue here, is that dogs don't trust me.
I say 'I'll call' but I don't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)