I would be too, damn shame mine decided to develop scar tissue.
Last time it caused me this much pain is when my banjo string tore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:29, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What?
Your cock just decided to develop scar tissue of its own accord? Was the scarring caused by friction burns?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It would tear 9/10 times I was having sex
Used to be very painful, but I stopped noticing it after a while. Problem is, when the pain stopped, the scar tissue didn't stop developing, until it got to a point where the Doctor chided me for not coming in earlier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:34, Reply)

Did you have phimosis or something?
My foreskin hasn't torn either of the times I've had sex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Yep, phimosis
Quite severe too
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Then why did you not convert to Judaism sooner?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:42, Reply)

In all honesty, I was far too nervous to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:55, Reply)

I don't blame you.
Shifty lot, those Hasidics.

And when are you going to have a medicinal wank to check that it still works?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Aye
*stares warily at Gonz*

I've counted myself out of anything like that until the end of February. Although, I'm hoping to end my *ahem* dry spell with a lady, rather than solo.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 23:58, Reply)