He's a monumental cunt. I was chatting with him
in The Clachan off Carnaby Street about 10 years ago. He was asking me if I knew what it was like to have writer's block???!!

He is a smoker though, so not all bad.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He seemed nice enough, to the best of my hazy memory.
But these arty types are a bit self centred, so that sort of question doesn't surprise me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I've met him too,
well I've seen him on telly which is nearly the same. He is a cock.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:30, Reply)

He's a Balham resident.
Who calls himself "The King of Balham".

The CUNT.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Hahahah.
He doesn't!

He does call himself 'Night Mayor Of Balham', but in fairness, that's clearly a (shit) pun.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:56, Reply)